Tales from the Crib Keeper 8 consists of two 9-page stories and an intro page featuring the Crib Keeper.

Mom's a Thong: Sasha’s new friend is a witch who likes getting her way. When the party of the year is going down, these two girls won’t let anything (or anyone) stand in their way. But the young and inexperienced witch may be forced to deal with the consequences of her careless mistakes for the rest of her life. (9 pages)

Drunken Daycare: A sorority’s wild night of drinking, streaking, and property damage leads to the arrest of every girl but one. The lucky girl escapes the strong arm of the law only to find herself in the arms of a much stronger woman keeping her willfully trapped in a new identity...the identity of a baby! (9 pages)